Dear Sir,
A recreation of a Neanderthal woman’s appearance has been generated by a team of scientists. This figure can be seen in the Netflix series ‘Secrets of the Neanderthals’. This facsimile was completed using the compressed and fragmented remnants of a skull belonging to a woman of around forty, dating back 75,000 years.
Interestingly, not a single strand of grey hair can be seen in her representation. Compared to modern women who boast an array of 40 different shades of grey and who invest heavily in maintaining a battle against the emergence of grey hair, this is rather shocking.
If it were within my power, I would not hesitate to spare a sizable sum in order to uncover the mystery of her Neanderthal anti-aging technique.
Yours sincerely,
Aoife Lord,
Tankardstown,
County Meath.