Impudent rogue

Dear Sir,

I’ve noticed the recent announcement that Cillian Murphy is now the new ambassador for Versace’s latest fashion line (News, March 14th). Well done! Could there be an opportunity to acquire some castaways? My neighbour, size 42″ 36″ 42″ with 31″ inseam, is wondering.

Kind Regards,
MICHAEL KEEGAN,
Booterstown,
Co Dublin.

Written by Ireland.la Staff

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